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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Is it ok if I wear a bonnet as a person with straight hair? I used to have curly hair, but later on in life I got it treated, I’m not black, but my hair keeps getting frizzy every morning so I am considering it. Is it cultural appropriation?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Orioles Place Ryan Mountcastle On 10-Day IL, Recall Coby Mayo - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Meme Stocks Made Him a Fortune. Now He’s Betting on Flying Taxis. - WSJ

Then came..

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

watchOS 26 Moves Latest Apple Watch Models to New Architecture - MacRumors

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Novavax's COVID-19-Influenza Combination and Stand-alone Influenza Vaccine Candidates Showed Robust Immune Responses and Were Well Tolerated in Initial Cohort of a Phase 3 Trial - Novavax Investor Relations

No way

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What the early "F1" movie reviews are saying ahead of New York premiere - Motorsport.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Which country of the world has the largest business network?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Childhood Trauma Rewires the Brain Through Inflammation - Neuroscience News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Major supermarket chain workers start strike across 4 cities - TheStreet

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Turns Out, AI Gobbles Up a Lot of Energy - Newser

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dozens of Hooters locations abruptly closed: List of latest closures - 9News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News